State of the pups

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Character: Rachel Gibson so_wereclear Canon: Alias General: Her place of business got destroyed AGAIN, which is making her wonder if it's cursed or something. Or if she's cursed. She helped Claire out when her surrogate little sister thought she might be (and indeed turned out to be) pregnant, but was stupid and left the test Claire in took HER trash can, which Sark found, and spent weeks flailing and thinking she was pregnant. And because Bria and I are mean, Rachel came down with a stomach virus and made Sark go all "ZOMG MORNING SICKNESS YOU'RE PREGNANT AND DIDN'T TELL ME" and her go "WTF I AM NOT" and then he was all "...Oh... D:" and so now she's flailing because she thought they had an unspoken understanding that neither of them could manage a goldfish and aquariums were overrated anyway but now she's all...trying to come around to it in her head and is all awed and stunned that he was DISAPPOINTED WTF and is peeking at pregnancy pamphlets and baby books in the bookstore and wondering if she should up her folic acid intake just in case and HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN--it's a mess, ya'll. Let this be a lesson that the muses will find ways to make you pay for fucking with them, oh yes, they will fuck with you right back. :P Oh, and she joined the roller derby league because her headmate manipulated her into it. We'll see how long it lasts. >.> Needs Threads With: Vaughn, Jack, Claire, YAY FOR SPY PLOT, the girls on her team--anyone that's, you know, had a kid in the village. >.> OH, and Fred and/or Illyria, cause it'll FREAK HER OUT, and that amuses me. :P

Character: Leliana guide_theirhand Canon: Dragon Age: Origins General: Not much, honestly. She may be going home if I can't figure out what to do with her. I've tried to get her involved with Glee club, but her voice has gone quiet. Thankfully, there's a new DLC that'll feature her backstory :D so maybe it'll come back. Needs Threads With: Er...Will? Anyone, really.

Character: Leslie Burke queenleslie Canon: Bridge to Terabithia General: Not much? She's NOT in danger of going home, at all, she's just been a bit quiet lately. She <3's Glee club a lot? Needs Threads With: Molly, Vaughn, other Glee kids--anyone her age, really. OH, and Dean. So she can develop a crush and start growing up a little.

Character: Simon Tam timeto_wakeup Canon: Firefly General: Simon is dangerously close to having a mental breakdown. Srsly. He gets in crazy magic village, finds out that A) River has been here unsupervised for MONTHS, B) Kaylee is here working on CARS, C) Inara is here working for a Greek GODDESS D) RIVER IS WORKING FOR VAMPRIES, and E) MAL. OWNS. A GENERAL STORE. This? This is what going mad feels like. River doing derby isn't going to help him feel more sane. D: But at least he has a job? Needs Threads With: KAYLEE. RIVER. MAL. Fellow doctors? Anyone that can help River?

Character: Kate Beckett already_hateyou Canon: Castle General: Since her canon update, Beckett's been squabbling with Castle, had Alexis move in with her, got a job at the police station, and gotten talked into joining a roller derby. Yeah, she...has no idea how that happened, and she may have to kill Castle when he finds out. Lest the new Nikki Heat novel be called Rolling Heat or Heat on Wheels or something equally as stupid. Needs Threads With: Fellow cops, Alexis, Castle, the girls on her team, anyone she might meet at the gym to spar with.

Character: Bliss Cavender inlove_withthis Canon: Whip It General: Bliss's life is awesome. She has friends, she has a derby league going, and she sort of has a boyfriend or at least a guy she's making some serious eyes at and wants to make out with. Like, immediately. :P Babe Ruthless is BACK. :D Needs Threads With: The girls on her team, Reid, anyone, really. :)

Character: Galen Marek starkiller_sith Canon: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed General: HIS GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT. OH GOD WHAT? WHO DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LET HIM HAVE A BABY?! DO WE NOT ALL REALIZE WHO HIS FATHER FIGURE WAS?! WHY HAS HIS SWEET GIRLFRIEND SUDDENLY GONE INSANE WITH THE MOOD SWINGS?! WTF IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?! Needs Threads With: Noah, Nathan, Claire...anyone that knows Claire? IDK. He's a bit flaily right now and if anyone could soothe the flail it'd be awesome. :P

Character: Daphne Millbrook speedster_girl Canon: Heroes General: Another one that really needs to get involved with something before she ends up on the chopping block. Cause pretty much all she's done recently is add her name to the growing list of Damon Salvatore's conquests. :P I did sign her up for derby, and there's a plot coming up for Heroes pups, but...blah. She's not excited about any of it, it seems like. Needs Threads With: Anyone who can give her a kick in the pants? And Damon, maybe?

Character: Imoen loyal_godchild Canon: Baldur's Gate General: Like Leslie, Imoen's been quiet, but she isn't in danger of going home, I don't think. She's chit-chatted with Sark, her boss, but I should really get her out more. Needs Threads With: Ares! Zell! More Sark chatting cause that was fun. :)

Character: Inara Serra gracefulwoman Canon: Firefly General: Hoo boy. Well, let's see. She's struck up a friendship with one Richard Castle, who looks like Mal but is SO much more charming, and of COURSE she didn't make nice with him to make Mal insanely jealous, what kind of person do you think she is? >.> And then Mal decided it was time to declare that they should be sleeping together and...yeah, she's been ignoring his existence ever since because HE BROKE THE CARDINAL RULE OF THEIR DEEP DENIAL. And wtf is she supposed to do with that besides have epic love-hate sex? Needs Threads With: Mal, Castle, Adam, Noah, Surreal, anyone that needs a little Companioning in their lives. :)

POSSIBLY INCOMING if some of the above go out: April Rhodes from Glee and Ashley Williams from Mass Effect, Lorelai Gilmore from Gilmore Girls, and/or Leah Clearwater from Twilight.